I found it. It was heinous. All brown with a yarn cat. It was hiding in a bin at Goodwill. Normally I'd pass right by that nasty thing, but decided there might be hope for it still. I bought it, but couldn't make up my mind what I wanted to do with it. I finally decided that I'd make it into a little chalkboard sign that I could change up when I felt like it. I spray painted the frame white and removed that nasty brown stuff from a plyboard type material underneath. I then used chalkboard paint on it and Voilà! A fun sign for $2.97.
Joy to the world, eh?